Mommy's Life: Munchkin says*

-Talking about boys at school : 

Munchkin: "All the boys at my school act all gangster"
Mom: "How so?"
Munchkin: "They all walk around going "Hey Bruh, What's up Bruh? Bruh this, Bruh that"
Munchkin: "You will not date any of those boys, or any boy that says Bruh" 
Munchkin: "Ew Mom."

-On the plane home from Florida, after a bout of turbulence:

Munchkin: "Woah, I thought I was going to meet God" 

-After I colored my hair back to it's natural (&ashy)  color: 

Munchkin: *nonchalantly* "Hey, ya ol' blue hair." 

-At dinner last night: 

Munchkin: *randomly starts imaginary hula hooping at the table* : "they should really call it a hip a loop, not a hula hoop" 
Munchkin: "seriously, I think I've got something here"
Dad: "I think someone has already come up with it, kiddo"
Munchkin: "Aw man, I thought I was going to be famous" 

....a few hip shakes later: 

Mom: "You've got moves girl"
Munchkin: "like jagger"
Mom: "No you didn't"
Munchkin: "Oh, yes I did" 

-After glancing across the table and realizing my baby is almost 10: 

Mom: "When did you get so old!?" 
Munchkin: *flips hair over her shoulder and bats her eyelashes* "And beautiful?"

-Talking about what Munchkin wants to do for her birthday:

Munchkin: "How old do you have to be to sky dive?"
Mom: "Older than 10"
Munchkin: "So when I'm 11 I can sky dive? Who's coming with me?"
Dad: "I will!"
Mom: "You guys are crazy!"
Munchkin: "But mom you could fly like a bird, and feel the wind in your hair."
Mom: "I can roll the windows down for that" 
Munchkin: "Oh mom, what is the riskiest thing you've ever done?"
Mom: "Fly in an airplane."
Munchkin: "You need to live a little."