Mommy's Life: Munchkin Says*

- Visiting the long horns and the new baby the other night:

Mom: "We have to be quiet so they stay close"
Munchkin: *loudly* "SCALF"
Mom: "SHHH!"
Munchkin: "Mom, I know what I am doing!"
(Sure enough both longhorns and the baby stayed put, even when she jumped the gate and headed towards them)
Mom: "You are crazy! If they come at you, run!"
Munchkin: *giggles* "I was planning on standing still if they come at me."
Mom: "kid..."
Munchkin: "oh mom." 


-Riding in Kenzie's "New Ride" (the golf cart Cody got for her) : 

Mom: "Slow down! You are going to break this thing, it's not made for off-roading " 
Munchkin: "Yes it is! Dad says I can't go on the road, so technically it is for off-roading" 
Mom: "well you are going to throw me off when you turn."
Munchkin: "well use the 'oh shoot' handles then" 

-On our way home from dinner one night 

Dad: "I think I should squeal the tires again"
Mom: "Absolutely not!"
Munchkin: "YES! That was so awesome, I felt like I was in the N-A-S-C-A-R" 
Mom: "NASCAR?"
Munchkin: "Yea, that!"


-When the waiter brings our food at Wolfies: 

Munchkin: *looks painfully at Cody's Nachos* "looks like a plate full of heartburn" 

-Watching TV and an ALMAY Cosmetics commercial comes on featuring Carrie Underwood

Munchkin: "LIAR!!!!!"
Mom: *startled* "What?"
Munchkin:  "She said she didn't wear makeup!!! She is no longer my favorite!"
Mom: "There is nothing wrong with makeup!"
Munchkin: "Poison. It is POISON I tell you!"

- Random conversation:

Munchkin: "I want to go to Vincennes like you dad"
Dad: "You are smarter than that, you should go somewhere like Purdue"
Munchkin: "But you went to Vincennes and you are the smartest person I know! You know everything about agriculture, and hunting!"
Dad: "I didn't learn that there, trust me!" 
Munchkin: "Well what did you learn then?"
Mom: *shooting Cody the "you better not" look* "Cody....."
Dad: *chuckles*

This weeks "I love you more than":

Mom: "I love you more than spoonfuls of Nutella"
Munchkin: "I love you more than spoonfuls of  cookie dough..... but I don't really know what that tastes like because someone doesn't let me have that much sugar!"